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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

You've been Momnotized!















JMonster, you are feeling v e r y sssslllleeeeeppppyyyy. I-| When I count to 3, you will listen to and obey my every word.

If I give you vegetables at dinner, you will say, "Thank you, Mommy!" and eat them like they are candy.

If I ask you to do something, you will respond with a "Yes,ma'am!" and do it promptly.

If I tell you NOT to do something, you will respond with a "Yes, ma'am" and NOT do it.

If I'm acting grumpy, you will tell me how beautiful I am and that I'm the best mommy in the whole entire world.

If I'm acting happy, you will tell me how beautiful I am and that I'm the best mommy in the whole entire world.

You will behave at school, at swimming lessons, and at the park. You will tell others how wonderful your parents are and how blessed you are to be our kiddo.

When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and not remember what just happened here.


Snap!

Don't we wish it were that easy? ;)

4 comments:

Baloney said...

Hmmm... he doesn't do that already? Mine do everything I say.

Swizz said...

Well, NOW he does. I just forgot to momnotize him before.

You DID see him in the dancing video! He doesn't do what I say, but he avoids it so cutely, dontchya think? :o)

Dawn said...

LOL! Loved this post.

Oh, how I wish it were that easy.

Thank you for visiting and commenting on my blog. The comment you left was FUNNY! =)

Dana said...

I'm so glad Patterico steered us this way. Your little guy is adorable. Tuck these priceless moments deep in your heart - it passes too quickly.

Your blog is a good read, nice variety of topics and great humor!