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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Swizz needs...

My friend Baloney did a funny post where she googled her name and put needs at the end. Baloney needs... and listed the top 10 answers that made sense. I thought I'd do one, too, it was so funny!

Swizz needs...
1. all your love and money an ugly millionaire (I'll take the love and money part!)
2. clearly needs demystification to help her recognize that she is much better at understanding language than she is at...(I'll let you figure out the rest of that one!)
3. someone like me now (huh?)
4. to take her own advice (okay, I probably could have told you that one!)
5. our prayers (I can ALWAYS use your prayers!)
6. a Chris Young Hugg! (Whatever that is!)
7. to help Clinton clear the debt (Really!?!)
8. your votes (if I was running for something...I sure would need your votes!)
9. a bone marrow transplant. (I hope not!)
10. a wheelchair. (And definitely not!)

Now let's see YOUR list! Feel free to post it in the comments section for laughs!


backwoods conservative said...

I tried, but "backwoods" and "conservative" are not often found together. Doing a search on "backwoods needs" tells me I need a solar electric power supply and such things as firearms and outdoor and survival gear.

Swizz said...

Try it with your REAL first name. That's what I did and just listed it as Swizz. :o) It might take several pages of junk to get the 10 good ones! good luck!

backwoods conservative said...

OK, here goes.

Backwoods Conservative needs:

1. Your couch.
2. To speak up and clear the air.
3. Your help with Christmas gifts again. (And I forgot to thank you the last time.)
4. Double precision numbers. (How precise will the numbers be after I double them?)
5. To learn to relax, enjoy himself, and play.
6.Lots of small blocks of memory. (At my age, the big blocks of memory don't work too well any more.)
7. A software upgrade. (senile already)
8. A bicycle.
9. To stay as far away from Mark as possible.(Sorry Mark.)
10. To be shot. (Oh no! What did I do this time!?)

Swizz said...

Okay, now THOSE are funny! Sorry you need to be shot. Maybe you just need A shot?!?

Now we need more friends to play!