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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Funnnyyy...

Things I find funny...


...politics..."poli-" comes from the latin for many and tics are blood sucking creatures. Think about it.

..."Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." ~Ronald Reagan

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'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies'. ~Sir Ernest Benn

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"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." ~PJ O'Rourke

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Seen on an Obama supporter bumper sticker: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

..."UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." –Obama attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, Portsmouth, N.H., August 11, 2009

..."I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- Obama defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, Toledo, Ohio, October 12, 2008

..."We've got a philosophical difference, which we've debated repeatedly, and that is that Senator Clinton believes the only way to achieve universal health care is to force everybody to purchase it. And my belief is, the reason that people don't have it is not because they don't want it but because they can't afford it." Barack Obama, speaking at a Democratic presidential debate February 21, 2008

2 comments:

backwoods conservative said...

Where I come from tics survive just fine until they make themselves noticed, then they get burned. The tics in Washington should find things getting uncomfortably hot between now and November.

backwoods conservative said...

"The problem with our liberal friends isn't that they are ignorant, but that so much of what they know just isn't so."

Ronald Reagan